Saturday, December 31, 2005
Friendster Schmenster
Photo Captions
- My sayangness
- (insert name here)ku i.e. Aliaku
- I heart you
- Sayang sangat!
- Sasau at ZOuk
1-4: Ok fine, so it is a public display of affection. But it angers me when one day it is a picture of guy A, tomorrow, literally, guy B with the same pose, same caption. You voluntarily show the world you jump from one guy to the other, then you blow when they call you a slut.
5: It feels to me like a contest. A competition of who can put up the most controversial pictures of themselves. Who can show they drink the most. Who they hang out with. What event they went to. And don't say you don't realize it.
Testimonials
- Hey my love. I had a lovely day yesterday! We should go out more. Like old times. What are you doing today? I kena hantar my mom pergi bank, then fetch my brother from tuition. Might give u a call after that, see what u r up to. Nak kuar? A drink or two? Neway, catch you later. Miss you already! xoxo
- Hey u kenal ABC duduk katatas bukit pinggir taman tun? Semalam dia buat open house. Tak nampak you pun? U bile lagi?hehe
- Hey you going to Revelation tonight?
- Hey pretty! This girl roxx ass! She is sooooo one in a million.
1: Kena ke tulis kat testimonials mak kau nak pergi bank? Sounds like a telephone conversation to me
2: Either it is saying 'I got an invitation to an open house in Pinggir Taman Tun woohoo!' or saying 'Hey when you buat open house ajak me tau!!'. Message dude, message!
3: This testimonial was posted at on the day of the event. If the sender really wants toknow if the receiver is going, isn't there telephone, SMS and if you really need it to be free MSN?? What are the chances that you will get a reply if you send a testimonial?
4: The sender is a friend of mine. The receiver is someone she was introduced to at some point. The sender described the girl to me as 'perasan bagus', 'ingat dia hot sangat', 'I am nottt goin to hang out with her. She's lame'. Then we were all gathered together at a ceremony and they rubbed cheeks and exchanged hugs and snap the standard kodak moments. And when they go back they upload the pictures to show the world they have each other. I would love to ask my friend why in the first place she made the statement in the first place. But I am not prepared for another disgusting statement yet. And it makes me wonder if she means it the next time she says she misses me.
And I don't know if the receiver who approves the testimonials have to be shot dead first.
It is all plastic I tell you. Lies. Propaganda.
That is why I have very few favourite people. People with whom I realize I will be friends with for life.
Monday, December 26, 2005
Snitch!
Do you know what I hate most? People who have the least bit of respect for my belongings. People who 'borrow' MY things without MY permission or return them in bad condition. It even applies to my own siblings and family. It pisses me to no end I swear to God!
The best thing is, I have a bloody housemate who takes my stuff without my knowledge and wears them like one of her own. So what if I have nice clothes and you envy them? It's not your friggin right to take any of them. It doesn't mean that if I put fresh sunkissed laundry on the living room chair(which is mine in the first place) and leave them there for the weekend which I intend to fold later, gives you the right to rummage through them and pick one that suits your liking for your outings.
It's not yours dammit! And the worst thing you did was put up YOUR picture on Friendster wearing MY clothing you freaking snitch! I do NOT want to see MY clothes hanging on the clothesline when I know I didn't wash them!
Haven't you ever figured why I lock my room when I'm away for the weekend? Or why I now keep my shoes in my car trunk?
Freak! Get the damn picture already!
Damn that felt good!
--Lola
